Come One and Come All

Hello fools,

How is everyone? Good? Ok then, good to know...

I know what my crushes last name is... HOORAH!!! But I can't tell you because you may want to stalk him and i don't him to be creeped out...

I don't think that anyone ever reads this but I will trudge on!

Have you ever heard of the story of the creepy clown? Well, I wil tell you anyone...

Many years ago, there was a young girl by the name of Nina. She was a first time babysitter. Anyway, she was babysitting these two twin boys and she had just put them to bed when the phone rang.
"Hello?" answered Nina.
"Hello Nina, it's me," said the mother of the boys.
"Oh hello." replied Nina.
"We were just checking to see how the boys were going..." said the mother of the boys.
"Oh yes, the're fine. I just put them to bed," said Nina.
"That's good, are you ok?" asked the mother.
"Yes, I'm fine. Is it okay if I watch cable tv in your bedroom?" asked Nina.
"Oh yes, that's perfectly alright." answered the mother.
"But is it okay if I put a sheet over the clown statue in the corner? I feel like its eyes are following me or something..." Nina began.
"Ur, Nina?"
"Yes," Nina replied.
"We don't have a clown statue."
"Huh?" Nina said.
"Get the boys and get the hell out of there. We'll call the cops," the mother ordered.

A few minutes later, the cops saw the clown running down the street and chased after him. A few more minutes after that, they caught him. The clown was a runaway paedaphile, the babysitter was going to be his next victim.

You will never like clowns again. Thankyou for reading my creepy story. There will be more installments later!

TTFN!!!!